Turn Off The Lights, Save A Tit

Details nestled nicely over here at Boing Boing in a smooth and silky Doctorow entry. The gist: artificial lighting may be kerfuckulating our circadian rhythms, and so becancerating everything all up, including the mammaries. It's been a hundred and fifty years since we've turned our backs on darkness, and the genome is celebrating the old fashioned way -- by bustin' out the malignant experiments.

"WTF happened to nighttime?" ask our bodies. Thusly Coried: "Our ability to best our meat and bend it to our will is overstated, I think -- the meat always gets its own back."

Thomas Edison could not be reached for comment.