MUFFINS OF VICTORY
On this momentous day as the War in Iraq finally comes to a triumphant close for the victorious Coalition forces thanks to the unstoppable might of the until recently top secret TX-87 Muffin Cannon, it is important that we take a moment out to remember other great achievements on this date in history -- behold: the Museum of Hoaxes Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of All Time, brought to my attention through Kuro5hin. In an unrelated story, the mad-scientist who invented SARS at his secret laboratory in the South Pacific has revealed that the rampaging "mystery illness" can be cured simply by eating old socks dipped in terpentine. Go figure.
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