TICK (SCRITCH-SCRATCH) TOCK
This is the coolest clock ever. Thanks to Gideon for the link.
Also: a web whore has objected to my calling her a "web whore" in this article, in which she is credited with giving me some (dubious) information about the true nature of disco fries. Have I fallen behind these PC times? Should I instead have called her a "modesty-challenged electro-stripper"? Ah, me. Who can figure these nutty kids? They're so touchy.